Bring us an image or shout words at our faces. We’ll print your crazy ideas on most cotton products before your very augen.
You can select from our range of AS Colour shirts, tote bags, hoodies and jumpers, or our fine cotton tea towels and cushions, or even bring your own garments and fabrics. 


THINGS WE PRINT ON

MENS CREW NECK Wilkommen to our super-soft, pre-shrunk masterpiece of a t-shirt. It's like all your other t-shirts except better. So well made & incredibly comfortable you could be forgiven for never taking it off. Although that's not recommended.   CLICK FOR SIZE & COLOUR CHART

MENS CREW NECK

Wilkommen to our super-soft, pre-shrunk masterpiece of a t-shirt. It's like all your other t-shirts except better. So well made & incredibly comfortable you could be forgiven for never taking it off. Although that's not recommended.  

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WOMENS SCOOP NECK Our most popular ladies tee. Scooped neck, capped sleeves, curved tails and some other design features you don't care about as long as it's comfy as hell. And it is. CLICK FOR SIZE & COLOUR CHART

WOMENS SCOOP NECK

Our most popular ladies tee. Scooped neck, capped sleeves, curved tails and some other design features you don't care about as long as it's comfy as hell. And it is.

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santasacks

DAS KRAMPUS SACKEN/SANTA SACKS

Whether your offspringen have been angelic, or massive pests, you'll probably still get them stuff to break on Christmas Day. So here are some excellent cotton bags to put it all in. Available in two sizes to show how much you like them, you can add your child's name to pre-designed ones here, or contact us to design your own. 


TEA TOWEL These don't really have anything to do with tea, except it'll clean it up admirably. But it will clean up other things too, like milk or despair. 100% Cotton COLOUR - OFF WHITE    SIZE - 69x52cm

TEA TOWEL

These don't really have anything to do with tea, except it'll clean it up admirably. But it will clean up other things too, like milk or despair.

100% Cotton

COLOUR - OFF WHITE    SIZE - 69x52cm

ONESIES/KIDS TEES So small and cute it's impossible to imagine we all once fitted inside these one-piece suits. Although now we think about it we wish they made them adult sized. Kids and youth t-shirts also stocked from a rugged 180gsm cotton.   CLICK FOR SIZE & COLOUR CHART

ONESIES/KIDS TEES

So small and cute it's impossible to imagine we all once fitted inside these one-piece suits. Although now we think about it we wish they made them adult sized.
Kids and youth t-shirts also stocked from a rugged 180gsm cotton.  

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WOMENS CREW NECK As comfortable as the scoop neck, but without the scoop neck. That's right it's the crew neck ladies t-shirt! A classic, a staple, and other words that make you just want to own it.    CLICK FOR SIZE & COLOUR CHART

WOMENS CREW NECK

As comfortable as the scoop neck, but without the scoop neck. That's right it's the crew neck ladies t-shirt! A classic, a staple, and other words that make you just want to own it.   

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TOTE BAG It's tough, and it fits records. That's pretty much all you need to know about this cotton canvas bag. It probably fits other things too, like space rocks and cats, but we haven't checked.   COLOUR - CREAM     SIZE - 42x40cm

TOTE BAG

It's tough, and it fits records. That's pretty much all you need to know about this cotton canvas bag. It probably fits other things too, like space rocks and cats, but we haven't checked.  

COLOUR - CREAM     SIZE - 42x40cm

UNISEX HOODIE Fuck summer, it's never as hot as last year so it's always important to have a lovely hoodie on you. Especially if you've just woken up at 3am on St Kilda beach.    CLICK FOR SIZE & COLOUR CHART

UNISEX HOODIE

Fuck summer, it's never as hot as last year so it's always important to have a lovely hoodie on you. Especially if you've just woken up at 3am on St Kilda beach.   

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UNISEX JUMPER We've no idea how the jumper got its name and we've too lazy to Wikipedia it. But we do know these are a top seller. Super comfortable cotton fleece, no-nonsense construction. CLICK FOR SIZE & COLOUR CHART

UNISEX JUMPER

We've no idea how the jumper got its name and we've too lazy to Wikipedia it. But we do know these are a top seller. Super comfortable cotton fleece, no-nonsense construction.

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CUSHIONS

Ideal for padding chairs that are not as comfortable as you thought when you bought them. Or for throwing at people across rooms in mock anger without actually breaking too much stuff. Inserts made from 100% recycled PET bottles. 

COLOUR  - OFF WHITE    SIZE - 40x40cm

BYO

Need to urgently customise your underwear? Or an apron? Have a bunch of hoodies, just need someone to print on them? Well bring them down. If we can fit it in the printer we'll give it a shot. Cotton is best but we'll happily test anything.

We've printed on silk and hessian and even a hat. If you're game so are we.  


OTHER THINGS

We stock a whole heap of other things too. Long sleeves, v-necks, boys scoop necks, baseball tees, girls crew necks and some other things besides. And if we don't stock it, we'll do our best to order it for you, just give Das Automat Mann a shout.