HOW TO ORDER
Send an email with your request or choose your nearest shop and come visit us. You can even use the live Das Chat widget in the lower corner of this very page and order online with a real person (available during shop hours).
You can pick up from our stores, or have your items posted.
If you need it in a hurry and can't face leaving the house, we can arrange an Uber for you. If you just want to be a public nuisance, send your drone. The future belongs to the cunning.